Sunday, June 9, 2019

A SUNDAY PLEA

DEAR GOD,
I'M WORRIED. PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK THEY KNOW YOU PRETTY WELL. YOU WOULD ENDORSE THIS POLICY, THAT LAW, THIS IDEA. A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE PRETTY BUDDY-BUDDY WITH YOU. I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE THE GREAT MYSTERY. I DON'T THINK ANYONE SHOULD CLAIM YOU AS THEIR OWN. WE HAVE A LOT OF POLITICIANS AND RIGHT-WING REPUBLICANS DOING JUST THAT. COULD YOU PLEASE HELP US GET RID OF THEM? I'LL NEVER ASK ANOTHER THING FROM YOU, HONEST.

THANKS,
THE PEEVER

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